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So now we have an apartment full of Junkies with YOU as the leaser.. leaving the rest of us to deal with your mess. Pretty fucked up thing to do.  You may like living in filth, the rest of this place doesn't. 

Writer's Block: Lucas for a day

Luke goes on the Maury Povich show to find out that Darth Vader is NOT the father, and that his mother (Padme) was nothing but a two-bit whore.  Maury brings in 16 stormtroopers, 4 Ewolks, R2D2, & Jubba the Hut's second cousin twice removed for DNA testing.  As Maury is about to open the envelope to read the results, Princess Leia stands up and demands a lie detector test be done on Han Solo.  Apparently Han Solo and Princess Leia have been having an affair, but Han has been getting quite friendly with Chewbacca in the Millennium Falcon's guest suite.

On next weeks: MAURY SHOW. 

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